By Rick Gualtieri

There are purposes we worry the evening. He's now not one in all them.

Bill Ryder was once a dateless geek, slacking his method aimlessly via existence correct up till the day he used to be killed. regrettably for him, that used to be only the start of his issues. He aroused from sleep as a vampire, one of many mythical predators of the evening. unfortunately, fangs or now not, he was once nonetheless on the backside of the nutrition chain.

Now he unearths himself surrounded by means of creatures improved, deadlier, and an entire lot cooler than he's. Worst but, so much of them wish him useless - completely this time.

Bill isn't precisely ordinary, although. A vampire like him hasn't been obvious in centuries. He's acquired a number of tips up his sleeve, not likely allies, and an angle challenge that makes him too rattling obnoxious to quit.

Join him during this hilarious story of monsters, mayhem, and the not likely hero who's no longer afraid to inform all of them off - whether it will get his enamel kicked in.


Bill The Vampire, ebook one in The Tome of Bill sequence, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a foul overbite.

If you like fast moving motion and snappy discussion then you're in for a bloody strong time.

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He walked over to the couple and exam­ ined them with minute care. ” Dahlia’s shoulders might have relaxed a fraction. ” It was Dahlia’s turn to work, and she looked Gerhard over from stem to stern. ” Cedric said, “You may examine me, Katamori,” though no one had sug­ gested this. Katamori glanced at Joaquin, got no signal either way, and moved over to Cedric. He’d give Cedric a thorough examination, Dahlia knew. Katamori had never been fond of Cedric. “I can’t find any on Cedric’s clothes,” Katamori said.

And then Tootie started to sing, and the hair on the back of my hands and arms stood up. The air in the room got thick and the lights got dim, and shadows crawled out of the corners and sat on the couch with me. I ain’t kidding about that part. The room was suddenly full of them, and I could hear what sounded like a bird, trapped at the ceiling, fluttering fast and hard, looking for a way out. Then the music changed again, and it was like I had been dropped down a well, and it was a long drop, and then it was like those shadows were fold­ ing around me in a wash of dirty water.

I hope not,” he said. ” “Cold hasn’t affected him much,” muttered Cop Two. He was trying to keep his eyes off the vampires, but he kept darting glances in their direction. Dahlia could feel Katamori’s body shake with amusement. Humans were so silly about nudity. “No, no, you two are okay. ” asked Cop One, smiling broadly. “Only ours,” Dahlia said, trying to purr. She did a credible job. “Probably a prank call,” said Cop One. “Sorry we’re interrupting your evening. ” That was interesting, but they had to stay in character.

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